I found out yesterday that my son's school is taking part in a Sing Up project, where they have to sing a song in school every day. Which accounts for his recent cheery attempts to sing to me. Firstly, we had
"oh when the sailors, oh when the sailors, on when the sailors go marching in ...."
(Try to keep a straight face please)
because we then had 'dem bones' and did you know that
"your knee bone's connected to your ... willy bone ...'? :) :) :) "
God love him.